Archive for January 2011

Chris Pine

The new Kirk had some REALLY thick eyebrows. Not sure if Shatner would approve.

Ricky Gervais

You know, I never did watch the British version of The Office, but I bet it was just as awkward. Would be moreso if he didn't have the ...

Unknown 9:05 PM Cher Edit

Cher

DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER EYEBROWS?

Unknown 9:03 PM Rip Torn Edit

Rip Torn

I hope that when I'm old, I have a voice like this dude. Also, I loved him in Dodgeball . And what a great name, to boot!

Unknown 9:01 PM Claire Danes Edit

Claire Danes

Lady looks like she's naked at this premiere. And also naked of eyebrows.

Unknown 9:00 PM Sharon Stone Edit

Sharon Stone

I'm watching The Quick and the Dead. Such a ridiculous movie; I love it.

Unknown 8:59 PM Blake Lively Edit

Blake Lively

I'm not even really sure who this is. Can someone tell me, please? I just read her name in a gossip column.

Unknown 8:55 PM Timothy Dalton Edit

Timothy Dalton

Another Bond? Yep.

Unknown 8:53 PM Amy Winehouse Edit

Amy Winehouse

Poor old gal, she just let that fame go straight to her coked up head.

Unknown 8:51 PM Will Arnett Edit

Will Arnett

I've been watching Arrested Development recently, and I have to say that it makes me love this guy even more. How come I don't have...

Unknown 11:52 AM Katie Holmes Edit

Katie Holmes

Never really liked her, even when she was in Dawson's Creek.

Unknown 11:47 AM Nick Lachey Edit

Nick Lachey

I decided to start using larger images today. Enjoy!

Unknown 9:43 AM Kim Kardashian Edit

Kim Kardashian

Well nobody's looking at her face, anyway.

Unknown 10:47 AM Sean Hannity Edit

Sean Hannity

Fox News hired an alien, cleverly disguised with masterfully thick eyebrows.

Unknown 7:25 PM William Shakespeare Edit

William Shakespeare

Greatest playwright of all time? Possibly. Weird looking without eyebrows? Yes.

Unknown 7:18 PM Teri Hatcher Edit

Teri Hatcher

She was a really good Lois Lane.

Unknown 5:33 PM John Mayer Edit

John Mayer

Your eyebrows are a wonderland.

Unknown 5:31 PM Kristen Wiig Edit

Kristen Wiig

Been watching SNL recently, and why not take her eyebrows off?

Unknown 5:29 PM Robert Pattinson Edit

Robert Pattinson

I had to use the big brush on this guy. So much eyebrow.

Unknown 5:23 PM Tim Daly Edit

Tim Daly

Okay, so I was watching Dracula: Dead and Loving It today on Netflix (on the Wii!) and the guy who played this guy's brother in the show...

Unknown 5:21 PM Ryan Gosling Edit

Ryan Gosling

I don't think I've ever seen a movie with him in it, anyway. I just remember his name because it's so goose-like.

Unknown 5:14 PM Liv Tyler Edit

Liv Tyler

I was going to de-eyebrow her dad, but he barely had any eyebrows, and what he had was all wrinkly and coked out.

Unknown 5:02 PM Peyton Manning Edit

Peyton Manning

My sister loves this guy. She calls his team "Peyton and Pals."

Unknown 4:59 PM Christina Ricci Edit

Christina Ricci

Ok, so I kind of had a crush on her when I was young, despite her giant forehead.

Unknown 9:43 PM Amanda Peet Edit

Amanda Peet

I was watching The Whole Nine Yards today, and she's in it, yadda yadda. Also, the music in that movie was awful. Just awful.

Unknown 9:33 PM Kim Basinger Edit

Kim Basinger

I can't figure it out...is it "bass-in-grr" or "base-in-grr?" or even "bass-in-jer?"

Unknown 9:30 PM Anderson Cooper Edit

Anderson Cooper

He didn't have much in the way of eyebrows, anyway.

Unknown 12:13 PM Amy Poehler Edit

Amy Poehler

She looks a little bit like a demon.

Unknown 9:06 PM Richard Dreyfuss Edit

Richard Dreyfuss

I'm watching "Tin Man" right now, and I saw him on it, but I couldn't remember his name, so I Googled it, and bam, now I...

Unknown 8:07 PM Pierce Brosnan Edit

Pierce Brosnan

VAT DO YOU SINK NOW MEESTER BOND?

Unknown 10:45 AM Ryan Seacrest Edit

Ryan Seacrest

Happy New Year!